New York City Gurls

uprightcitizens:

leatherpumpkin:

I know a place
Where the streets are always crowded
Bright yellow taxis
But though it’s cold here we’re all hotter

Sippin’ Manhattans
Laying out in Central Park
Bums break their necks
Trying to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing’s as pretty as New York City
Come and party with us
Whatcha gonna do
Just come join our crew

New York City girls, we’re unforgettable
Tight jeans, Yankees hat on top
Pasty skin, so cool
We’re like a Popsicle
Oh, oh, ohhh

New York City girls, we’re so delectable
South Street Seaport all the way to 30 Rock
East coast, represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, ohhh

F train to Chelsea
Italian eats at De Posto
Feeling like Jay-Z
Empire State on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing’s as pretty as New York City
Come and party with us
Whatcha gonna do
Just come join our crew

New York City girls, we’re unforgettable
Tight jeans, Yankees hat on top
Pasty skin, so cool
We’re like a Popsicle
Oh, oh, ohhh

New York City girls, we’re so delectable
South Street Seaport all the way to 30 Rock
East coast, represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, ohhh

Fine, fit, and delicious
New York City girls are vicious
Like a drag queen, we’re divine
Reppin’ the Empire State of Mind
I mean this city
I mean NYC’s the one
People always on the run
She’s dressed to kill
Taking a cab up to Murray Hill
I’m okay, I got pride
I love the Heights
Just like the Lower East Side
Alphabet City and Astor Row
Let’s go see a Broadway show
Party girls banging out
Fake IDs, we’re going out
Northfaces, hot faces, no braces
Just getting wasted
Quiniva, my diva
It’s your birthday festiva~
You’re looking pretty
‘Cause you representing New York City 

New York City girls, we’re unforgettable
Tight jeans, Yankees hat on top
Pasty skin, so cool
We’re like a Popsicle
Oh, oh, ohhh

New York City girls, we’re so delectable
South Street Seaport all the way to 30 Rock
East coast represent, now put your hands up

I just wanted this on my blog again.

(Written by the lovely, Liz.)

Looking at this in retrospect, I’m a fan of the Divine shoutout more than anything else, really.

(Reblogged from lizdexia)

Notes

  1. femmerun reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    I literally just sang this with Jackie. Ohmygod so brilliant.
  2. theasianginger reblogged this from katieeeeecakes
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  6. heytheredanielle reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    Liz is the best parody writer in the history of parody writers.
  7. lizdexia reblogged this from leatherpumpkin and added:
    Looking at this in retrospect, I’m a fan of the Divine shoutout more than anything else, really.
  8. leatherpumpkin posted this